How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
