it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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