you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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