508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
A bitchslap is in order.
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