So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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