He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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