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(812): View more from Indiana

I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Where did you get a picture of my penis

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(443): View more from Maryland

guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way

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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(316): View more from Kansas

its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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(802): View more from Vermont

She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch

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(586): View more from Michigan

Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Chivalry really is dead.

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