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(647): View more from Ontario

look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.

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(626): View more from California

Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.

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(815): View more from Illinois

No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal

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(514): View more from Quebec

we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus

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