I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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