i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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