Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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