For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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