He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
