i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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