Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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