He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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