he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My vagina is very pro this idea
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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