..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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