My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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