both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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