good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
