Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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