Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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