I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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