she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
