Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
whose parrot is this?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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