And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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