Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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