What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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