I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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