what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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