Grow some girl-balls and come out already
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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