This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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