the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
how does that bad decision feel?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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