Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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