Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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