u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I want is dick and wine.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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