I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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