I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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