Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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