I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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