when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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