lets start a swedish sibling band together
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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