happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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