I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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