Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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