Dual....:-)
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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