There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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