I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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