these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Terrible idea I love it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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