I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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