Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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