i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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