escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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