I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
too bad you live with your parents still
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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