I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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